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 Post subject: Objection, Bro! (KLS meets Phoenix Wright)
PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 3:32 am 
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AKA 'The White Turnabout'?

Anyway, to give this topic some context, the KLS discussion at GameFAQs turned to Coolmik's current exams, which led to this snippet of randomness:

Darkling wrote:
JPop4Life wrote:
Midterm? I thought spring break ending just last week?

Darkling: OBJECTION! The witness Coolmik's testimony is clearly faulty, Your Honour!

Judge:
(blinks, looking surprised) It is? I don't see any contradictions.

Darkling: (looking self-satisfied with hands on hips) The witness claims to be doing a midterm when everyone knows that spring break started last week!

The jury starts murmuring and waggling their heads excitedly.

*dramatic pause*

Then...


????: OBJECTION!

The camera whips across to find JPop4Life at the prosecutor's bench.

JPop: What the heck do you know about spring break, Mr Larkding? You live in... (pauses dramatically, then points finger even more dramatically) AUSTRALIA!!

Darkling staggers back with a strangled expression on his face. A moment later, he recovers, and runs a hand through his hair with a sheepish grin.

Darkling: Uh... no further questions, Your Honour.


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 Post subject: Re: Objection, Bro! (KLS meets Phoenix Wright)
PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 3:59 am 
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Coolmik wrote:
*The camera shifts forward, focusing on the Judge's Bench, who is seen shaking his head*

Judge: I'm sorry, Mr. Darkling, but wanton objections cannot go unpunished.

*To the top right of everyone's view, a green bar explodes, slowly depleting its contents and reducing it to 4/5ths of the original size. The camera shifts over to the Defense's Bench, where Darkling is seen with a troubled look upon his face.*

Darkling: (...I don't think that won me any points with the Judge...)

????: Psst! Hey, Dee!

Darkling: Huh? Who said that? ...K-K..

*The camera nestles behind Darkling's shoulder, allowing the viewers at home an immersing experience. There is a young girl sitting next to Darkling with soft brown hair, sparkling violet eyes, and a smile that could melt the most brutish criminal's heart.*

Darkling: ...Kana?! What are--

Kana: What am I doing here?

Darkling (nodding): I.. It's just all so sudden! Why are you here anyway?

Kana (smiles): I'm here to help you! I'll be right at your side, so there's nothing to be worried about! Now let's see...

*Kana places her small hand bag onto the Defense's Bench, unzips it slowly and beings to take out obscene amounts of items that couldn't possibly have been inside. The Jury starts murmuring about this sudden appearance. The Judge bangs his gavel with three successive hits; the last one nearly crushing the camera as it is swept back to the Judge's Bench.*

Judge: Order! Order! Order! I will have order in this courtroom! Now, if--

JPop: OBJECTION!

*The camera swiftly rotates at break neck speeds over to the Prosecutor's Bench, where JPop has his finger extended in a dramatic fashion. The finger strikes the lens of the camera, sending it to the side, recoiling.*

JPop: Your Honor, this is a DIRECT violation of our court procedures! Any parties that wish to partake in the Defense or Prosecution must deliver their names prior to our court sessions! I reject this addition to Lardking's side.

Darkling: (...Lardking?)

*The camera jostles back over to the Judge, who is gently stroking his beard.*

Judge: I'm sorry... Kana, is it? I'm sorry, but I'm afraid that we cannot let you sit at the Defense's Bench if you cannot provide anything related to the current case at hand. You'll have to sit with the Audience if you--

Kana: Found it!

*Kana gleefully claps her hands, and with an accomplished smile, grabs three gigantic binders from within her tiny bag. She sets them down on the Defense's Bench, as everyone looks at her as if she had just performed a magic trick.*

Kana: Hey Dee, you left these at your office!

*Kana points at the binders labeled "Court Record," "Profiles," and "Look at Life". Darkling quickly looks at each folder as she points, pauses at the last one, quickly stashes it into his attache case, and wipes developing tears from his eyes. Darkling shoots Kana a quick smile, and she responds with a radiant smile of her own. The camera shifts back to the Judge's Bench.*

Judge: Well, it appears as if Kana has her place on the Defense's Bench after all.

*The camera peeks over at JPop, who is silently grumbling to himself.*

JPop: No matter! I'll still win this case even if they throw in the rest of the Magic Performing Circus!

*JPop smirks and strokes his hair.*

JPop: The prosecution would like to call Detective Gumshoe to the stand!

---

Court Record:

  • Michael's Class Schedule
    Monday, Wednesday, Friday: 11:00 - 12:00 Music, 12:00 - 1:15 Economics, 4:00 - 6:15 Filipino
    Tuesday, Thursday: 12:00 - 1:15 Debate, 3:00 - 4:15 Health

  • Notice about Mid-Terms
    "Please note that all mid-terms following Spring Break have been shifted over an additional week due to a fire that burned down both the Teacher's Lounge and School Records room. The Teacher's Lounge contained all test materials that were supposed to be delivered the week after Spring Break."

  • Wallet
    It's completely empty, but it was found at the scene of the crime. There are blood spots on it. Four fingerprints were found on this wallet: Yuta Ito, Michael Anastas, Takamichi Todo and one other unidentified party. The unidentified set of fingerprints matched another on the serrated knife.

  • Yuta's Autopsy Report
    Time of Death: 1:00 - 1:10. Stabbed in the back in such a way to cause instant paralysis. Blood loss lead to death. Strangled prior to death, and has head trauma due to a fall, but knife wound was the ultimate cause of death. Two knives were used to stab the victim; the first knife was long and smooth, while the second was serrated, causing much more internal damage.

  • Butterfly Knife
    The first knife that went into the victim's body. Is longer than the second serrated knife that penetrated afterwards. Found in Defendant's hands at time of crime.

  • Serrated Knife
    Sharp, and about 6 inches long, there are traces of blood along the serrated grooves. One of the grooves is missing. Was the second knife used to stab the victim. Created more internal injuries than the first knife. Found on victim's body. Two sets of fingerprints found: Yuta Ito's and an unknown party.

  • Crime Scene Diagram
    A map of the crime scene according to Detective Gumshoe. The V Marker pinpoints the location of the victim, while the P Marker pinpoints the location of the pay phone used to call the police.

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Profiles:

  • Coolmik - Michael Anastas
    Age: 18, Gender: Male, A student at a University. Being accused of stabbing Yuta Ito. Seems reluctant to talk about some issues.

  • Yuta Ito
    Age: 20 - Deceased, Gender: Male, Michael's classmate during Debate class on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Found dead near the burned remains of the Teacher's Lounge with a knife in his back.

  • Kana Todo
    Age: 19, Gender: Female, A kind hearted girl with brown hair and bright purple eyes. Always helpful, even though a bit reserved sometimes.

  • JPop4Life
    Age: 23, Gender: Male. JPop is a fiery and blatantly strict prosecutor, but he always gets the job done. His methods can be a bit questionable.

  • Darkling
    Age: ??, Gender: Male. A neophyte defence attorney. Thrilled to be in a courtroom for the first time. Sometimes overenthusiastic, but good-hearted.

  • Naomi Tsubaki
    Age: 24, Gender: Female. A translator for the Prosecutor's Department. Fluent in several languages, she is an invaluable tool in any situation dealing with foreigners. Her personality matches fiery red hair, so it's easy to get on her bad side. People around the office say that her pink pin has some meaning to it.

  • Jovan Belikov
    Age: 18, Gender: Male. A foreign exchange student from Russia. His primary language being Russian, he is having some trouble adjusting to different cultures and languages. He was a witness to Yuta Ito's murder.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 4:51 am 
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Darkling wrote:
Darkling: HOLD IT!

All sound in the courtroom suddenly ceases as everyone turns to look at Darkling, who looks slightly disconcerted at all the attention.

Judge: Is there a problem, Mr Lardking?

Darkling: (Oh good, I was hoping that would start catching on...)

Judge: (clears throat) Mr Lardking? Do you have something to say?

Darkling: Um, no, Your Honour. I've just always really wanted to yell 'hold it!'...

Kana: (nudging Darkling with her elbow) Pssst!

Darkling: What is it, Kana? I haven't finished completely undermining any credibility I may have with the judge yet...

Kana: (points to the second profile in the court record) This...

Darkling: (blinks, his expression clearing as he reads the name of the victim) Your Honour, I move that this case be dismissed and the defendant acquitted of all charges!

JPop: What sort of feeble stalling tactic is this, Ling?

Darkling holds up the profile, rhythmically tapping the back of his hand against it.

Darkling: Your Honour, as we now know, the defendant is accused of the crime of murdering Yuta Ito. However...!

Darkling pauses dramatically, then throws his arm out, finger extended.


Darkling: (triumphantly) There is no-one in this courtroom in their right mind who would consider murdering Yuta Ito to be a crime!

Dead silence reigns in the courtroom for a few moments. The judge clears his throat and looks sternly at Darkling.


Judge: I consider it a crime, Mr Lardking.

Darkling: (coughs, looking embarrassed) Um, then... let's proceed with the witness's testimony, shall we?

Kana: (looking worried) Well, I think you've done everything you can to undermine your credibility with the judge now, Dee.

Darkling:
(weakly) Yes, I think you're right...

And that brings us up to date. Where do we want to go from here?


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 Post subject: Re: Objection, Bro! (KLS meets Phoenix Wright)
PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:11 am 
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JPop: (smirking) Now if the Defense is finished making a fool of itself, I would like to continue with the court proceedings, Your Honor.

Judge: Yes, that seems like the appropriate action to take. It's time to stray away from the usual antics the Defense tries to pull.

*The Judge sends a cold glare towards the Defense's Bench, where Darkling fidgets uncomfortably. Returning his gaze to JPop,*

Judge: (Banging his gavel once) The court will now ask the Prosecution's first witness to take the stand!

...

*The courtroom waits in silence for the witness to take the Witness's Bench. The wait is longer than usual. Suddenly--CRASH! The courtroom doors fly open, revealing a scruffy man with a pale green trench coat, a bandage on his left cheek and a matching pencil clinging haphazardly to his ear. With an intense grin on his face, the Detective takes the Witness's Bench.*

JPop: Witness.

????: Hey, pal. Sorry for scaring you guys. All these years on the force, and I've never gotten to kick a door open like th--

JPop: That will be the last door you ever kick open. Or else... *Slamming his fist on the Prosecutor's Bench* You can expect to be looking for a new job by tomorrow.

*With a look of puppy that's been long neglected, the Detective simply resigns to silence.*

JPop: Now that you're civilized, give us your name, job, and the events that occurred on the day of the murder.

????: Alright, pal.

...

Detective Gumshoe: The name's Gumshoe, pal. I'm a Detective, but my pay is only as good as a janit--

*JPop clears his throat loudly, which seems effective enough at silencing Gumshoe from continuing about trivial matters.

Judge: Mr. Gumshoe. We've established that you are a Detective. You have been called to court today to provide in-depth details about the case at hand. You may begin.

*Banging his gavel once more, Gumshoe begins to explain the case.*

...

Gumshoe: Two days ago, which would make it April 3rd, we got a call in about a dead body found at the local University. Please look at this diagram:

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Gumshoe: The marker with the V on it is where the victim was found. He was found lying face down with a knife sticking out right behind his back. Here is the autopsy report, and the murder weapon.

New Evidence:

    Yuta's Autopsy Report
    Time of Death: 1:00 - 1:10. Stabbed in the back in such a way to cause instant paralysis. Blood loss lead to death.

    Murder Weapon
    Sharp, and about 6 inches long, there are traces of blood along the serrated grooves. One of the grooves is missing.

Gumshoe: When we got to the scene of the crime, we found the Defendant standing over the body. He was covered in blood, had the knife in his hands, and the victim was already dead. We took him down without much trouble, and we booked him, pal.

Darkling: (This is bad... Really bad.)

Judge: Well, the Defendant definitely looks guilty when confronted with how he was found. Unless anyone has any objections, I'll be laying down my verdict for this case.

Kana: Dee, don't give up yet! Say something! Aren't you supposed to be able to Cross-Examine? What about that contradiction?

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 Post subject: Re: Objection, Bro! (KLS meets Phoenix Wright)
PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 4:16 pm 
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* Sitting in the back of the court room, right next to a recently kicked open door, was a man in his thirties skipping through a bunch of papers. He shook his head in disbelief at the scene. As he noticed the camera taking a peek at his scripts he covered them.

* The viewer pressed rewind and paused, they were able to make out the words "white" and "feather".


Jo: (surprised) Isn't that a live transmission?

* Camera zooms out to reveal an attraktive women with bright copper hair sitting next to him.

Makie: (whispering) How long is this going to take?

Jo: (whispering) Don't ask me. This is this kind of weird things that happen to you when you are bored and browse through the internet and find reviews on Japanese games that make people cry and you decide, "Why not buying it?" and you do and end up crying your eyes out over it and then look what other resources you can find on the net and...

Makie: (whispering) What the hell are you talking about?

* Jo' clears his throat and leans back.

Jo: (whispering) Never mind. Doesn't she kind of remind you on your daughter?

Makie: (whispering) Who?

Jo: (whispering) Girl with the violet eyes in the Defense's.

* raising a delicate eyebrow


Makie: (whispering) Only a few years younger and as pale as if she just woke from a coffin... What is this child doing up there anyway?

* Jo heaves a deep sigh.

Jo: (whispering) After all those years, ne? She was sick for a long time. Nobody expected her to get that old...

* Sth evil glows up in Makie's eyes

Makie: (whispering) Why couldn't my dau...

* Jo lifts a warning finger

Jo: (whispering) Don't go there!

Makie: *pouts* ... (whispering) Do you feel that, too?

Jo: (whispering) What?

* Makie wiggles her fingers trying to pick up the aura...

Makie: (whispering) There is a certain... hentai-ness lingering in this room.

* Jo rolled his eyes.

Jo: (whispering) Well, at least ~you~ are about ~my~ age...

* Makie glared suspiciously at the "Barking" guy in the defense.

Makie: (whispering) I knew it...!

Jo: (whispering) Can't blame you. Once bitten, twice shy.

Makie: (whispering) So what about this killed person now? Did he had a knife in his back, or was the killer guy standing next to him with the knife still in his hands?

* The woman next to Makie said "Shhh!"


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:31 pm 
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????: Maybe we should be quiet, Jo-san.

A slender girl with shoulder-length black hair and brown eyes slips in through the broken courtroom doors and sits down next to Jo', on the opposite side from Makie. She has a box of popcorn and a large cup of soft drink cradled in her hands.

????: Jo-san, I got the popcorn. Do you want some?

Jo: Nanoka-chan? I don't think you are just supposed to walk into the courtroom like that...

Nanoka: (confused) But the door was wide open...

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Kana: Dee, don't give up yet! Say something! Aren't you supposed to be able to Cross-Examine? What about that contradiction?

Darkling: (looks around in a panic) But I don't recognise this interface. I don't even have a 'Perceive' button!

Kana: (patiently) Your name's Darkling, not Apollo...

Darkling: And what's with this green bar up there?

Darkling reaches up and tries to poke it with his finger, but the camera drifts upward as he does so, keeping the green bar just out of his reach. He strains harder, getting up on tiptoes, but the camera just moves higher and higher until all that can be seen of Darkling is his left hand, still vainly reaching for the green bar.

Darkling: Humpf.

Darkling rolls up his sleeves and starts to climb up onto the bench--

Judge: (sternly) The defence will stop fooling around with the interface.

JPop: Yes, Ling, let's get down to it. Enough messing around.

Darkling: (looking sadly at the green bar, which has drifted back down to hover impudently just out of his reach) But...

Judge: (bangs his gavel) The defence will commence the cross-examination!

Darkling: (jumps) Ah! Yes, sir!

Darkling looks around in delight as two grips wheel a greenscreen behind him and start projecting streaky blue light effects onto it. Darkling puts on his best determined expression for the closeup on his eyes as a sound effects person plays whooshy noises in the background.

Darkling: (in fanboy heaven) Sugoi...

Kana: (nudging Darkling uncomfortably) Professionalism, Dee... professionalism.

Darkling: Uh, right. Where were we again?

Kana: (hisses) The cross-examination, remember?

Darkling: (sadly) But I still don't have a Perceive button...

Kana: (sighing) That's it; I'm going to law school.


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 Post subject: Re: Objection, Bro! (KLS meets Phoenix Wright)
PostPosted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 4:59 am 
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Cross-Examination: Detective Gumshoe
"Crime Scene Details."


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Gumshoe: Two days ago, which would make it April 3rd, we got a call in about a dead body found at the local University.

Darkling: Hold it! Detective Gumshoe, you say that someone called the police about discovering a body at the University. Tell the court the name of the person that placed the call!

JPop: Objection! Lardking, you're headed for a dead end. The caller wished to remain anonymous during the proceedings for today. Revealing the caller's name will be a breach of that trust, and unfortunately for you, cannot be done. I do have good news however, (smirks) don't be surprised if you encounter a certain decisive witness in the next few minutes.

Darkling: (Great. First we have Gumshoe say that Coolmik was at the crime scene holding the bloody knife, and now he tells me that he has a witness that SAW it happen. ...Is Coolmik really innocent like he's been telling me before, or is he... lying?)

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Gumshoe: The marker with the V on it is where the victim was found. He was found lying face down with a knife sticking out right behind his back.

Darkling: Hold it! Detective Gumshoe, are you absolutely sure that the victim was murdered with this knife? Were there any signs of a struggle? Don't leave any details out.

Gumshoe: Sorry pal, but all the information about how the victim died is inside his autopsy report. If you want answers, you should look there. As for whether there were any signs of struggle, it looks like you were right in that case. The victim was actually strangulated, but wasn't ultimately killed by that action. Hints of trauma on the head suggest that he must have landed on the concrete with it.

Darkling: Objection! Detective Gumshoe, you seem to be confusing yourself! (Brings out autopsy report and begins tapping it lightly with the back of his hand) This autopsy report mentions absolutely nothing about head trauma nor strangulation! How do you explain this discrep--

Kana: (gasps) Dee, wait! There were two pages on the autopsy report! It says so on the top right of this page. "Page 1 of 2." Where's the second page?

Gumshoe: (sheepishly) I... U-Um... Hm. I could have sworn that...

Darkling: Detective Gumshoe, did you purposefully withhold the second page of this autopsy report? Your Honor, if this is the case, then I would like to hold this detective in contempt of--

JPop: Objection! Mr. Lardking. I'm disappointed in you.

Darkling: Wha-?

JPop: ...Turn the autopsy report over.

*Darkling looks down at the single page in front of him mentioning that Yuta was stabbed, and then slowly turns the page over. Both Darkling and Kana gasp, and then groan at the second page printed on the back of the first.*

JPop: Understand now? Detective Gumshoe did nothing malicious other than take extremely sloppy actions. I'm also disappointed in you, detective. You should know that you do not print on both sides of the papers in court. Doing so could cause the very confusion that we've run into here.

Gumshoe: (downcast) I'm sorry, Mr. JPop, it's just that there wasn't anymore extra pap--

JPop: We've wasted enough time on this issue. Continue.

Gumshoe: ...A-alright, sir.

Updated Evidence:

    Yuta's Autopsy Report
    Time of Death: 1:00 - 1:10. Stabbed in the back in such a way to cause instant paralysis. Blood loss lead to death. Strangled prior to death, and has head trauma due to a fall, but knife wound was the ultimate cause of death.

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Gumshoe: When we got to the scene of the crime, we found the Defendant standing over the body. He was covered in blood, had the knife in his hands, and the victim was already dead. We took him down without much trouble, and we booked him, pal.

Darkling: Hold it! Let me get the facts straight here: When you arrived at the scene of the crime, the Defendant was standing there bloodied and holding the same exact knife that was used to stab the victim, is this correct?

Gumshoe: You've got it, pal. There's no doubt in my mind about it!

Darkling: (If I were you, I'd doubt myself constantly!)

---

Kana: Looks like that's all we'll be getting out of him. I can see one pretty big contradiction right in plain sight of his testimony, but what does it mean?

Darkling: Mind giving me some hints about this one Kana?

Kana: (smiling) Sorry Dee, I can't. That would take away all of the fun! Just try to point out the contradiction in his testimony. I'm sure you don't really have to present any evidence. Just poke at the contradiction!

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 6:29 am 
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* Jo waved, declining the popcorn.

Jo: (sighs) I guess, nothing here is as it is supposed to be.

Nanoka:
(surprised) Wha-- they killed Conycatcher!?

Makie: Shhh, Na-chan!

Jo: I never understood ~that~ joke, but (slightly excited) I wonder if Yumi is here, too?

Nanoka:
(shyly) Do you like... straightforward girls, Jo-san.

Jo: (inspired) Uhm...

Makie: Men always think about sex. Na-chan don't even try, he can't-- ouch!

* Nanoka puts a hand to her mouth as her eyes go down to Jo's... lower part of the torso.

Nanoka: Are you a persocon, too? You don't eat and you can't...

* Mackie giggled as Jo' glared at her.

Jo: (smirking) Apropos! Ne, Nanoka-chan, did you know that Kana had a brother she-- ouch!

Makie: Don't!

Nanoka: (suspicious) Ne, what's going on between the two of you?

Makie + Jo: (in unison) Nothing.


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Out of Character: I'm going to try to minimise the amount of formatting I have to do in each instalment by keeping the internal monologues non-italicised. Otherwise I'd have to select all the internal monologues *twice*, and I get the feeling I'll be writing quite a bit of internal monologue.


Darkling rubs his chin thoughtfully.

Darkling: (All of this testimony, all at once...)

Kana: (helpfully) You can push the back button to go over Detective Gumshoe's testimony again, a piece at a time, Dee.

Darkling: (Wait, you can read my internal monologues?)

Kana: Of course! I wouldn't be much use as an assistant if I couldn't!

Darkling looks slightly embarrassed and tries to tear his eyes away from Kana's slender figure. His brow creases as he desperately tries to think of something else.

Darkling: (.............)

Kana slaps Darkling on the wrist.

Kana: (embarrassed) Don't be so... dirty.

Darkling: (hangs his head) Sorry.

Kana: (smiling again) Anyway, go back over Detective Gumshoe's testimony again. Look for a contradiction, and press it.

Darkling: Why are you telling me things I already ought to know?

Kana: (patiently) It's the first case, Dee. I have to keep stating the obvious.

Darkling: (nods and looks back over the transcript) (I have a bad feeling about this 'anonymous' witness, but JPop doesn't look like he's going to play that card until he's good and ready. So it comes down to the knife. But I don't see anything I can object to about that, either. I mean, the evidence is clear. The knife was right there in the victim's back. And Coolmik had it in his hand. Nothing strange about that. I don't see what I can--) Ouch! Kana?

Kana: (retracting her elbow) Try harder, Dee.

Darkling: (The knife... sticking out of his back. But the defendant... 'had the knife in his hands'...) Objection!

Judge: Yes? What is it, Mr Lardking?

Darkling: There is a clear contradiction in Detective Gumshoe's testimony, Your Honour!

Gumshoe: (looking hurt) Aw, be nice, Mr Ling...

Darkling: Detective! You stated that you found the victim lying with the murder weapon protruding from his back, correct?

Gumshoe: (brightening) That's right, pal! Plain as day! That had to be the knife that killed him!

Darkling: Then... (grins momentarily as the FX people start the flashing blue streaks of light behind him again) how do you explain the knife in the defendant's hand when you arrived at the scene of the crime?

JPop: (staggers backwards) Gah!

The jury starts muttering amongst themselves again.


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Nanoka snuggles up to Jo's side, putting one arm through his as she continues happily munching her popcorn.

Nanoka: This is all really interesting, don't you think, Jo-san?

Jo: (slightly distracted by Nanoka's chest against his arm) Um...

Nanoka: Why do you think that defendant person killed Ito-san? Do you think they were rivals for the love of a beautiful girl or something?

Nanoka wriggles a bit and leans forward to pick up her oversized cup of soft drink, giving Jo' a convenient view down the front of her top in the process.

Makie: (disapprovingly) Ne, Na-chan, I told you not to go out without wearing a bra...

Jo: (in perfect sync with JPop) Gah...


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:17 am 
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Out of Character: Sorry this took so long to put through! I was looking for the music to go along with it, and trying to smooth things out for the Cross Examination. For the music, it would probably be best if you opened it in a new window so you don't have to keep switching back and forth. The samples are pretty short too, so sorry if you have to keep replaying it.

Music: *Apollo Justice: Announce the Truth*

Judge: (bangs gavel three times) Order! Order! Order! It appears that Mr. Lardking is correct! Detective Gumshoe, what is the meaning of this? Explain to the court how the knife could have been found sticking out of the victim's back while being in the hands of the defendant at the same time!

Kana: (beaming) Great job, Dee! Looks like you've found that contradiction after all! *nudges Darkling* Looks like you just needed some motivation to move you along!

Gumshoe: (scratching the back of his head) Actually...

JPop: (slamming his hand on the Prosecutor's Bench) Objection! Your Honor, this is an absolute waste of time! What difference does it make whether the knife was still inside the victim's body, or in the defendant's hands? We're here to discu--

Gumshoe: (interrupting and looking downcast) Hey guys, I--

Darkling: (slamming his own hands on the Defense's Bench) Objection! The location of the knife is extremely important, Your Honor! How are we supposed to trust the reliability of the Detective if he can't even remember where the murder weapon wa--

????: Now wait just ONE MINUTE!

*All eyes in the courtroom settle back onto the Witness's Stand, where Gumshoe is visibly upset.

Gumshoe: At least let me explain before all of you try to make me look like an idiot!

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...

Gumshoe: ...Okay. (frowns) I have to apologize to the court again. I forgot to mention that there were two knives found at the crime scene.

*The jury starts to murmur, but the Judge quickly brings order with his gavel.*

Judge: Mr. Gumshoe! This is a court of law! How could you forget to mention something as simple as a second knife at the crime scene?

JPop: Detective, you're making me regret calling you up to the stand. I'm afraid this will not bode well for your next salary evaluation.

*Detective Gumshoe winces and motions to say something else, but the piercing eyes directed at him quickly silences any words.*

Judge: Detective, you will testify about the second knife that was found at the crime scene. Do not leave any details pertaining to this case out. Understood?

Gumshoe: ...Y-Yes, sir.

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Cross-Examination: Detective Gumshoe
"The Second Knife"


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Music: Apollo Justice: Examination ~ Moderate

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Gumshoe: First, I'd like to apologize for not bringing it up sooner.

Darkling: Hold it! ... Well... Be careful next time, Detective!

Gumshoe: ...Um. Alright, pal. I will.

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Gumshoe: Like I said before, when we arrived on the scene of the crime, the victim was on the ground near the Teacher's Lounge with the knife in his back.

Darkling: Hold it! Detective, are you absolutely sure that the knife that was used to murder the victim was the one found on the body?

Gumshoe: It sure was! But there was one odd thing that the autopsy just recently discovered. It's not written on the report because we just found out about it a few minutes ago.

Darkling: And what was the odd thing that was discovered?

Gumshoe: The victim was stabbed twice. We can tell this because there were two cut paths inside the victim's body. When the first knife was removed, it left a cut path. Now unless you insert it back precisely how it went in, another path will be made by the reinsertion. But do you want to know the real kicker, pal?

Darkling: (I'm not sure I do, but...) What is it?

Gumshoe: One of the knives was longer than the other. The longer knife had no serrated grooves, since the path was cut clean. The longer knife appears to be the knife that first made the penetration.

Darkling: But the only knife that we have in our Court Record is the serrated knife which is 6 inches long... It looks kind of damaged too...

Gumshoe: That's right, pal. So the knife you have in your Court Record wasn't the first knife that went in! As for the damage, there weren't any fragments of the serrated knife inside the victim's body. The damage must have happened some other time.

JPop: ...

Darkling: So if this serrated knife went in second, then that who had the--

Music: Stops.

*Next to Darkling, Kana gasps suddenly realizing...*

JPop: Ha, ha, ha... Poor Ling, digging himself into holes. I wonder who could have been holding the knife that first made it's way into the victim's body? Detective, if you can tell me the answer, then I'll put in an excellent word for you! Now where was this knife?

Darkling: (Please don't say that it was in--)

*Kana gently squeezes Darkling's hand.*

Gumshoe: The defendant's hands.

Updated Evidence:

  • Yuta's Autopsy Report
    Time of Death: 1:00 - 1:10. Stabbed in the back in such a way to cause instant paralysis. Blood loss lead to death. Strangled prior to death, and has head trauma due to a fall, but knife wound was the ultimate cause of death. Two knives were used to stab the victim; the first knife was long and smooth, while the second was serrated, causing much more internal damage.

  • Serrated Knife
    Sharp, and about 6 inches long, there are traces of blood along the serrated grooves. One of the grooves is missing. Was the second knife used to stab the victim. Created more internal injuries than the first knife. Found on victim's body.

New Evidence:

  • Butterfly Knife
    The first knife that went into the victim's body. Is longer than the second serrated knife that penetrated afterwards.

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Judge: The court will now take a 15 minute recess. Afterwards, we will continue the rest of the Cross Examination. Both the Prosecution and Defense may use this time to organize their case. Bailiff, please bring the defendant to my office.

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Darkling and Kana stand in the defendant lobby, looking somewhat at a loss.

Darkling: (chewing over the facts to himself) There were two knives... and the one in Mr Anastas's hands was used to stab the victim first.

Kana: Poor Mr Ito...

Darkling: (pensively) We can't even take advantage of this break to find out what really happened. Anastas is sequestered with the judge at the moment - not that he was all that willing to discuss the matter at the detention centre yesterday...

Kana: What are we going to do, Dee? The evidence all seems to point to Mr Anastas being the killer!

Darkling: I... I don't know, Kana. I--

????: Heya. Mr Ling...

Darkling and Kana turn to find Detective Gumshoe standing there.

Gumshoe: Um, I just wanted to apologise for causing you so much trouble in there. There were a lot of details about the case, and I wanted to make sure I got it all right, but Mr JPop told me to keep it 'short and to the point' before the trial, y'know? So I was tryin' to keep it brief, and I... I guess I made it a bit too short...

Darkling: That's all right, Detective. You're not responsible for the facts of the case.

Gumshoe: (brightening) Finally, something I'm not responsible for!

Darkling: I'm curious, though, Detective. Is it possible to ascertain which knife wound killed Mr Ito? The butterfly knife wound, or the wound from the serrated knife? And I suppose you've checked the knives for fingerprints?


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Gumshoe: Well, it's a little hard to say, but the serrated blade was put into the knife wound quite carelessly. It caused more wounds inside, so I'd think that the serrated knife was the one to ensure death. We're still doing tests about that, but as soon as we get something to go through, I'll send you a note with the results.

Darkling: And the fingerprints?

Gumshoe: I tell you, Mr. Ling, there are so many mysteries surrounding this case. The first thing we did with the two knives was check for fingerprints. Understandably, the butterfly knife had Mr. Anastas' fingerprints considering he was holding it when we found him. But the real mystery comes from the prints on the serrated knife.

Darkling: They didn't have any fingerprints on them?

Gumshoe: No, the complete opposite! The serrated knife was covered with them!

Darkling: Whose fingerprints? Come on, Detective Gumshoe, we don't have that much time to spare...

Gumshoe: You remind me of him.

Darkling: Huh?

Gumshoe: An old friend of mine... He used to be a Defense Attorney too. But let's get back on topic. There were two sets of fingerprints on the serrated knife. One set belonged to the victim, Yuta Ito. The sec--

Kana: Yuta's fingerprints? Are you sure?

Gumshoe: Yes! They were a perfect match!

Darkling: But... That shouldn't be possible... What about the second set? Did they belong to Mr. Anastas?

Gumshoe: Er... Well... We're not entirely sure.

Darkling: How can you not be sure? Were the prints incomplete?

Gumshoe: No, they all came out perfectly fine, but we couldn't reach a perfect match for the second set. They match Anastas' fingerprints up to 83%, and then it's downhill from there.

Kana: 83%? Isn't that a pretty high match rate? Who could the second set belong to?

Gumshoe: We have our best working on the issue right now. When I get news, I'll send it over to you, alright pal?

Darkling: Alright, detective. Thank you for all your help here. But I'm curious... Why are you helping us like this?

Gumshoe: Let's just say that I miss the old days and Mr JPop is no Edgeworth. I really miss the old gang. Well, I should be getting back. Good luck, you two.

*Before either Darkling or Kana could respond, Detective Gumshoe had already gone through the Defendant's Lobby door and back into the Main Lobby.*

Kana: Detective Gumshoe is clumsy, but if you think about it, he's a really friendly man deep inside... It's a shame that he's treated so lowly. I feel very sorry for him.

Darkling: Kana. Chin up, okay? I'm sure he wouldn't want you feeling sorry for him, so let's make the best we can with the information he's given us.

Kana: (smiling) You're right, Dee. We've got to focus right now! But..

Darkling: C'mon, let's head back to the courtroom, Kana.

Kana: I hope you liked the book, by the way, Dee.

Darkling: (rubbing Kana's head) Of course I did.

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Darkling and Kana take their places at the defence's bench. Darkling is still pondering the information he obtained from Detective Gumshoe.

Darkling: (Detective Gumshoe says that he 'thinks' the serrated knife was the one to cause death. But there's no way of telling. Yuta could have bled out from the butterfly knife wound before the serrated knife was even stabbed into his corpse...)

Kana: (shudders) I don't think I like these gruesome cases, Dee.

Darkling: (grimly) Me either, but somebody has to defend the innocent, right?

Kana perks up and looks at Darkling admiringly.

Kana: That's the spirit!

Darkling: But why were Yuta's fingerprints on the serrated knife?

Kana: Maybe he, um, tried to pull it out of himself before he died?

Darkling shakes his head, shuddering slightly at the macabre thought.

Darkling: The knife was firmly embedded in the wound.

Kana: What about the blood on the knife that Mr Anastas was holding? Was it Mr Ito's?

Darkling: That's a very good question...

Any further speculation is interrupted as the judge re-enters the courtroom. Everyone in the courtroom rises until the judge takes his seat. Coolmik takes his place in the dock.

Darkling: (Okay, here we go. Round two...)


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* Jo' quickly jumps up.

Jo: Wearing no bra?!

* Music starts: [Kana Imouto, "Play a Joke"]

Jo: Objection! This wasn't even funny!

* Music stops... Silence!

Judge: I beg your pardon?

Jo: Ah, I... I am sorry. Let's... Let us just pretend it didn't happen... okay?

* Sounds of rewinding tape...


Makie: It's becoming quite descriptive, ne... two knifes, scary.

* Makie snuggles up to Jo' on the other side. He clears his throat, addressing Nanoka.

Jo: Well, to my understanding this Yuta person had a lot of... I wouldn't exactly call them rivals...

* Nanoka gazed at Jo' with big innocent eyes, awaiting the answer. He looked away.


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